Pirate Facts!

In case you're just a young swashbuckler or bar wench now, you may want to study up on what it is to be a real pirate or pirate wench (respectively). We've assembled some sources from shady characters in the darkest corners of the seediest bars in the Caribbean for your reference!

Treasure Maps!:

Ye may not find the map here, but at least ye'll be knowing where to start! Not until August 25th, of course...

Facts!:

  • You have to have had scurvy at one point in your life.
  • All wenches wear multi-coloured scarfs.
  • Pirates wear a plethora of stolen booty.
  • Pirate rape and pillage villages 2.1 times per minute around the world.
  • Ninjas are all like, "shit, we suck."
  • Robots are all like, "shit, we suck."

Lesser Known Facts!: