Pirate Facts!
In case you're just a young swashbuckler or bar wench now, you may want to study up on what it is to be a real pirate or pirate wench (respectively). We've assembled some sources from shady characters in the darkest corners of the seediest bars in the Caribbean for your reference!
Treasure Maps!:
Ye may not find the map here, but at least ye'll be knowing where to start! Not until August 25th, of course...
Facts!:
- You have to have had scurvy at one point in your life.
- All wenches wear multi-coloured scarfs.
- Pirates wear a plethora of stolen booty.
- Pirate rape and pillage villages 2.1 times per minute around the world.
- Ninjas are all like, "shit, we suck."
- Robots are all like, "shit, we suck."
Lesser Known Facts!:
- Pirates! Fact & Legend: www.piratesinfo.com Includes some employment opportunities!
- Pirates of the Carribean: www.blindkat.hegewisch.net/pirates A regularly updated historical reference of pyrate facts.
- Get a Pirate Name: www.piratequiz.com A highly coveted and ancient system of determining your own pirate name!